Kripy

The Slut Sandwich

Alex Herbert sees the funny side of her take on the croque madame, which in her own vernacular is known as a crooked madame:

Then dress these lovelies with a splodge of dijon mustard or, if you prefer, a squidge of my barbecue sauce. Or, if you are up for something more serious, go for both. This means the sandwich you are about to eat is called a slut, should you wish to order one.

And there will always be those who want, on their grilled ham and cheese, a bit of this and none of that. So to avoid losing their sandwiches on the grill, we place a fork on them so we can easily locate them. These, quite simply, are called the forkin' sandwiches.