Bret Easton Ellis, writing for The Daily Beast:
"Drugs" is the first word Charlie Sheen utters in his only scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a cinematic relic from 1986. It takes place in a police station where Jeannie Bueller (Jennifer Grey), waiting to get bailed out by her mom and fuming about brother Ferris's charmingly anarchic ways (he breaks all the rules and is happy; she follows all the rules and is unhappy), realizes she's sitting next to a gorgeous (he was!) sullen-eyed dude in a leather jacket who looks like he's been up for days on a drug binge. But he's not manic, just tired and sexily calm, his face so pale it's almost violet-hued. Annoyed, Jeannie asks, "Why are you here?" and Charlie, deadpan, replies, without regret: "Drugs." And then he slowly disarms her bitchiness with his outrageously sexy insouciance, transforming her annoyance into delight (they end up making out).
The perfect combo really.